Cucumber Raita

 With apologies to Paul McCartney and John Lennon (Paperback Writer).

Dear Sir or Madam

Will you try my dish

Took me minutes to make

And it's quite delish

It's based on a recipe

By Princess Di

And I need to know

If you wanna try

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!

It's a curd-y story

Of refreshing dip

I could spice it up

Really let it rip

I could add some chili

And cilantro too

Do whatever flavour

It's all up to you

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!

Cu-cumber Rai-ta! Rai-ta! Rai-ta!

If you really like it

I could make some more

Take it to the market

Sell it in the store

If you're keen, just call me

Morning, noon or night

We could make a profit

If we price it right

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!

Cu-cumber Rai-ta! Rai-ta! Rai-ta!

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!

Cu-cumber Rai-ta!